Name deleted: What do you mean by that?
Me: I mean its never that simple. Scheduling and arranging all of this is a pain in the neck. I don’t have time for…
-A black Lamborghini LP-560 Spyder purrs to a stoplight-
Name deleted: Time for what? What’s the matter? Are you…
Me: (Stopped and staring at the Lambo) Come on, do it. Make me smile. The lane is clear, make me proud to be here.
-Stoplight turns green, the Lambo rockets away from the light and roars out-
Me: (Shouting) YES! YES! THANK YOU!!!…. I’m sorry what were we talking about?
This scenario has played out 3 times so far. Once with that Lambo, again with a classic black Ferrari 365GTB/4, and once more with a silver Mercedes-Benz CL63 AMG roaring out of a gas station. All three times, I’ve managed to make a fool out of myself in public. Regrets? None.