Black Polos and Sweaters

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Cars + I

Name deleted: What do you mean by that?

Me: I mean its never that simple. Scheduling and arranging all of this is a pain in the neck. I don’t have time for…

-A black Lamborghini LP-560 Spyder purrs to a stoplight-

Name deleted: Time for what? What’s the matter? Are you…

Me: (Stopped and staring at the Lambo) Come on, do it. Make me smile. The lane is clear, make me proud to be here.

-Stoplight turns green, the Lambo rockets away from the light and roars out-

Me: (Shouting) YES! YES! THANK YOU!!!…. I’m sorry what were we talking about?

This scenario has played out 3 times so far. Once with that Lambo, again with a classic black Ferrari 365GTB/4, and once more with a silver Mercedes-Benz CL63 AMG roaring out of a gas station. All three times, I’ve managed to make a fool out of myself in public. Regrets? None.

Posted on Friday, July 2, 2010. Tagged with: CarsLamborghiniFerrariMercedes-BenzAMG
Black Polos and Sweaters

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